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 WHY? OH WHY?- 

9/20/2013

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Children aren't the only ones who ask questions. Here are some to ponder - and perhaps make you laugh:
If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner. 
What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way? 
Why do our noses run and our feet smell? 
If you get corn oil by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil? 
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

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 If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? 
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? 
 When someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, can that be considered a hostage situation?
What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #
Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare? 
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

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If electricity comes from electrons does it mean morality comes from morons? 
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? 
If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of MEAT?

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Laughter is the best medicine. Take a big dose today!
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    LEON'S WALL was released June 30,2017. UNMASKING MISS JANE is the 2nd edition of THE MANGLED SPOON published in 2014. Her debut novel, HALIFAX, was originally published in  2013. Her fourth and fifth novels,  THE WATERKEEPER'S DAUGHTER and ESCAPE FROM AMBERGRIS CAYE were published in 2014 and 2016.  Excerpts of all five novels may be viewed under the "Home" tab. Check it out!

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