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Time to get your silly hat on

8/31/2013

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Its way too hot to think deep thoughts, so this week let’s find something to laugh about. Since I'm a proofreader at a newspaper, my attention was drawn to the following headlines:
  • Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
  • Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  • Kicking Baby Considered to Be Healthy
  • Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
  • Stolen Painting Found by Tree
  • Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
  • Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
  • Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
  • New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
  • Teenage girls often have babies fathered by men
  • Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
  • Lack of brains hinders research
  • Two convicts evade noose, jury hung

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  • Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
  • Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use
  • Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
  • Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
  • Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
  • Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years

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  • Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
  • Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
  • Infertility unlikely to be passed on
  • Child's death ruins couple's holiday
  • Milk drinkers are turning to powder
  • Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
  • Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
  •  Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
  •  Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
  •  How to combat that feeling of helplessness with illegal drugs
  •  Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  •  Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores


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Happy Labor Day!
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    LEON'S WALL was released June 30,2017. UNMASKING MISS JANE is the 2nd edition of THE MANGLED SPOON published in 2014. Her debut novel, HALIFAX, was originally published in  2013. Her fourth and fifth novels,  THE WATERKEEPER'S DAUGHTER and ESCAPE FROM AMBERGRIS CAYE were published in 2014 and 2016.  Excerpts of all five novels may be viewed under the "Home" tab. Check it out!

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