Its way too hot to think deep thoughts, so this week let’s find something to laugh about. Since I'm a proofreader at a newspaper, my attention was drawn to the following headlines:
- Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
- Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
- Kicking Baby Considered to Be Healthy
- Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
- Stolen Painting Found by Tree
- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
- Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
- Teenage girls often have babies fathered by men
- Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
- Lack of brains hinders research
- Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
- Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use
- Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
- Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
- Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
- Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
- Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
- Infertility unlikely to be passed on
- Child's death ruins couple's holiday
- Milk drinkers are turning to powder
- Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
- Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
- Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
- Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
- How to combat that feeling of helplessness with illegal drugs
- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
- Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores
Happy Labor Day!
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